the best moment in cinematic history
DUNKIN DONUTS IS MAKING GLUTEN-FREE DOUGHNUTS!
So that’s happening!
Let the record show that I just changed from yoga pants to sweat pants.
That’s when you know you’ve truly given up on the day.
You don’t understand an antagonist until you understand why he’s a protagonist in his own version of the world.
I am so many lovable things
That I should be able to peel my own layers
And lay them around me
To take up the empty space under my covers.
This is only an acceptable thought after 1am
When the lack of presence in the bed next to me
Gets heavy enough to make as much of an imprint on my pillow
As another head would.